Unconvenience

Ungood Apples

What Do You Get If You Cross A Male Cat With A Small Slender-Bodied Amphibian?

Thanks, Pearl!

Ungood Scottish #2

Word of God

Now of course it is possible that this was deliberate and some pesky so-and so is being a bit clever... but even so, it's still crap enough to warrant inclusion.

(Thanks, Rachel!)

Down With High Fulletent Sophisticated Swine

(Thanks to Margaret, via here.)

Blunts, Yes; Sharps, No

[I do not care how many people claim that the noun 'sharps' exists. I refute it.]

Fahionably Misspelt

Do As I Do, Not As I Speaks